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hey! hey! before continuing your reading, listen to me first. I’m a Straight! I’m a guy ^_^ why do I’m telling this? because maybe some of you think that I’m looking for a man because of the title of this post lmao!.

Well I just found a post about How to Get A Man (I’m dead serious)
(excerpt from the book “If you cant live without me, why aren’t you dead yet?” written by C.H.)
And I just want to know if you agree on the following lines below and the same time I want to hear your reaction about this.

I know what men want.

Men want women to be feminine. 

The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach

Men want a gourmet cook.

Men want a woman who can serve a four-course meal at a moment’s notice.

Men want a woman with a sense of humor.

Men want to be mothered.

Men don’t like hard, competitive, tough woman. She makes men feel threatened. If they feel threatened in one regard, they feel threatened in all regards. This way lies impotence.

Men don’t want a doormat. If they can walk all over you, they won’t respect you. If you want a man to marry you, be a demanding b*tch.

Men want a certain air of mystery. Don’t tell him where you’re going, what you’re doing. Smile enigmatically. Keep secrets. Have flowers with suggestive notes attached delivered to yourself and blush with confusion when he notices them.

Men want a nice set of knockers.

Men want an athletic woman, an outdoorsy woman, a woman who is in fine, muscular shape. A woman with a descent tennis serve.

Men want women who will share their interests and hobbies.

Men want a good pair of legs.

Men want well-groomed women with clean, shapely fingernails and a dainty scent.

Men want women to wear high heels so that their rears project outwards.

A man wants a woman who will understand him. A woman who knows why he gets melancholy on Sunday afternoons.

A man wants a woman with a small, trim waist.

A man wants a helpmeet.

A man can’t stand even a hint of desperation.

A man will want you much more when he thinks he can’t have you. The way to get a man is to come on strong and then run away.

A man wants a woman he can show off to his friends. A man wants a woman who can hold her liquor.

I wonder if the author of the book is a man hater or always have a trouble in a relationship with a man. but in some point, yeah for me it’s true. how about you?